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micspam: gxthclaudia: worldswhisperer: rneem: how the hell do people cheat i’m so shocked that...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 15:56:43 -0400

gxthclaudia:

worldswhisperer:

rneem:

how the hell do people cheat i’m so shocked that people actually cheat on their significant others what’s wrong w you

how the hell do people judge i’m so shocked that people actually judge on their fellow humans what’s wrong w you

full offense but what the fuck is wrong with you

okay but did that person have the thanos dick icon before or after they de-activated lmao

the-furby-zone: shes gonna fight you in the parking lot

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 03:19:04 -0400

the-furby-zone:

shes gonna fight you in the parking lot

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Tue, 26 Jun 2018 03:11:14 -0400

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Tue, 26 Jun 2018 02:57:09 -0400

e-seal: clown (self diagnosed)

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 02:53:52 -0400

e-seal:

clown (self diagnosed)

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Tue, 26 Jun 2018 02:53:43 -0400

I will have none of that unwholesome pseudo-clown fuckery on my...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 02:51:04 -0400

I will have none of that unwholesome pseudo-clown fuckery on my dash

ativantaliban-deactivated0984: hungwy: sapphic-matriarchy: hungwy: friska-freak: nogirlfriend:...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 02:48:23 -0400

ativantaliban-deactivated0984:

hungwy:

sapphic-matriarchy:

hungwy:

friska-freak:

nogirlfriend:

*spins my clothes in a wet metal tube then bakes them in a different metal tube to undo the wetness*

in literature this is called defamiliarization so congrats this post is officially a literary masterpiece

In my house its called laundry! Thank you!

Three kinds of people

Im actually two of these people

I do my laundry on sunday

sindri42: bead-bead: thicc-waifu: smiling-grouch: lynneskyson...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 02:46:14 -0400

sindri42:

bead-bead:

thicc-waifu:

smiling-grouch:

lynneskysong:

fatale-distraction:

prussian-birb-lord:

boredpanda:

Meet Ladybeard, A Cross-Dressing Wrestler And Death Metal Singer From Australia

My new atheistic is crossdressing-heavy metal-weeb-wrestlers from Australia.

Ladybeard is everything

Lady Beard’s posing game is strong.

Y’all missing that he’s now in a new idol duo called Deadlift Lolita, and his partner is this absolute babe:

Reika Saiki is a bodybuilding model and professional wrestler as well.

Together they ate just ✋😙👌❤️

yall

I don’t know what’s happening here but it makes me happy.

I love them both

mesopelagic: insanewalkerx: 2-face: 50% of comments on any given vegan recipe in the world: i...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 02:40:22 -0400

mesopelagic:

insanewalkerx:

2-face:

50% of comments on any given vegan recipe in the world: i was TERRIFIED this would be DISGUSTING and HEALTHFUL due to the fact that it did not contain any bacon. my husband was like WOMAN, WHAT ARE YOU FEEDING ME? when he saw me put something in the oven that didnt contain a whole hog but luckily it turned out edible! LOL i added 6 eggs and some milk and subbed the margarine for rendered lard so my husband wouldnt divorce me. the kids liked it too even though it wasn’t exactly like pop tarts :) 5/5

other 50% of comments on any given vegan recipe: i substituted 9 types of gluten-free flax meal for the flour. instead of the margarine i used opium and instead of the sugar i used something i found in a meteorite. added some essential oils too. really aligned my chakras 5/5

The first 50% sound like every omniscum on the earth.

isnt omniscum that watch from ben 10

katherynefromphilly: smashingpumpkinspicelattes: kingpratt: It...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 02:38:02 -0400

katherynefromphilly:

smashingpumpkinspicelattes:

kingpratt:

It’s what he deserves

Did he have to pose like that 😂

Other stars crouch and point. Or go to bended knee.
Jeff Fucking Goldbloom sprawls out on the ground with knee up and leg out like he’s propositioning you with the best night of your life on a sultry velvet settee and that, my children, is How It’s Done.

eclipsebykimlipmp3: wall-maria-around-ba-sing-se: yesyourstalker...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 02:37:32 -0400

eclipsebykimlipmp3:

wall-maria-around-ba-sing-se:

yesyourstalker:

xorlada:

thisismyblogithink:

lancery:

adulthoodisokay:

blu-canary:

otherworldlypredator:

tumblin-monkeys:

notclickbait:

72virginoliveoil:

notclickbait:

72virginoliveoil:

notclickbait:

lets not forget this gem

cant believe we’re leaving out this

and more importantly this

interesting how you forgot

and

ok but

and

hmmm and perhaps

and these ones too

I’m not sure how you managed to forget this gem:

excuse me but:

where would we be withour kermit

can’t believe y'all forgot

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Tue, 26 Jun 2018 02:34:27 -0400

quicksilvcrr: x

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 01:49:19 -0400

quicksilvcrr:

x

turing-tested: morbidtch: turing-tested: morbidtch: turing-tested: yall all say “go outside”...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 01:48:27 -0400

turing-tested:

morbidtch:

turing-tested:

morbidtch:

turing-tested:

yall all say “go outside” when it comes to kin drama but you havent seen SHIT until yiuve seen honest to god irl kin drama. you dont even fucking know what you’re telling these weirdos to do

if anyone needs reference i once got into an irl kin fight (NOT just kin drama) and lost a good eighth of my hair and almost lost 2 teeth (my mouth was BLEEDING)

so yeah dont fuck with kinnies

you cant just say that and not say what the kin fight was about holy shit

lets just say watching the barbie fairytopia movie for 5 hours straight and then calling bibble a “hot piece of ass” to a barbiekins face does not end well

if you tried to show this post to anyone 50 years ago they would have internally combusted

harbek: Just a simple portrait of my sweet boy Connor from...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 01:46:52 -0400

harbek:

Just a simple portrait of my sweet boy Connor from Detroit: Become Human.

Check out my main blog @asexualconnor for more Connor stuff.

smitethepatriarchy: fuck-customers: I present to you, literally...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 01:43:10 -0400

smitethepatriarchy:

fuck-customers:

I present to you, literally my favorite yelp review at the SmartPet I used to work at.
It’s called CLOSING for a reason people

The person who locked the doors in their faces is my hero.

mainmanblackdynamite: Shout out to Eric Andre

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 01:42:06 -0400

mainmanblackdynamite:

Shout out to Eric Andre

313-248-317:

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 01:41:30 -0400

313-248-317:

boxofpigeons: Infinite loop

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 01:39:59 -0400

boxofpigeons:

Infinite loop