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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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rneem

how the hell do people cheat i’m so shocked that people actually cheat on their significant others what’s wrong w you

worldswhisperer

how the hell do people judge i’m so shocked that people actually judge on their fellow humans what’s wrong w you

gxthclaudia

full offense but what the fuck is wrong with you

micspam

okay but did that person have the thanos dick icon before or after they de-activated lmao

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nogirlfriend

*spins my clothes in a wet metal tube then bakes them in a different metal tube to undo the wetness*

friska-freak

in literature this is called defamiliarization so congrats this post is officially a literary masterpiece  

hungwy

In my house its called laundry! Thank you!

sapphic-matriarchy

Three kinds of people

hungwy

Im actually two of these people

ativantaliban-deactivated0984

I do my laundry on sunday

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weirdlilboi
boredpanda

Meet Ladybeard, A Cross-Dressing Wrestler And Death Metal Singer From Australia

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My new atheistic is crossdressing-heavy metal-weeb-wrestlers from Australia.

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Ladybeard is everything

lynneskysong

Lady Beard’s posing game is strong.

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Y’all missing that he’s now in a new idol duo called Deadlift Lolita, and his partner is this absolute babe:



Reika Saiki is a bodybuilding model and professional wrestler as well.


Together they ate just ✋😙👌❤️

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yall

bead-bead

I don’t know what’s happening here but it makes me happy.

sindri42

I love them both

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partyfae
2-face

50% of comments on any given vegan recipe in the world: i was TERRIFIED this would be DISGUSTING and HEALTHFUL due to the fact that it did not contain any bacon. my husband was like WOMAN, WHAT ARE YOU FEEDING ME? when he saw me put something in the oven that didnt contain a whole hog but luckily it turned out edible! LOL i added 6 eggs and some milk and subbed the margarine for rendered lard so my husband wouldnt divorce me. the kids liked it too even though it wasn’t exactly like pop tarts :) 5/5

other 50% of comments on any given vegan recipe: i substituted 9 types of gluten-free flax meal for the flour. instead of the margarine i used opium and instead of the sugar i used something i found in a meteorite. added some essential oils too. really aligned my chakras 5/5

insanewalkerx

The first 50% sound like every omniscum on the earth.

mesopelagic

isnt omniscum that watch from ben 10

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